Only Jon!

Yesterday started off in an extraordinary fashion. Nothing really to write home about. In fact it was so uneventful I was feeding myself coffee intravenously just to stay awake to surf the net.

I had lunch with Jon, we had to look through the city weekly just to entertain ourselves....I love the "I Saw you" section, Jon loves the escort section. Jon called me on my way back into work to make sure I didn't fall asleep...obviously knowing I would at this point.

So as I am thinking its time to go home and it's strange that Jon hasn't made his daily call to tell me how shitty the drivers are in Utah and how much he hates I215, usually interrupted with a "Jesus Dude...move the fuck out of the way!" or "There is no breaking on the freeways!" while laying on his horn. And my father wonders why Jon is always in the passenger seat whenever we go anywhere. Not that it keeps him from yelling or honking the horn for that matter, but at lease we arrive alive!

I did get my call...but with a frantic Jon on the other end....Apparently a Yellow Fright Line truck had decided to use the left turn lane as a starting point to back into a driveway. That's all fine and dandy, but he neglected to check if there were any cars behind him before backing in...like ...oh...say.... a big, black, Chevy Blazer with a lift on it. The guy hopped his truck on top of Jon's hood and didn't stop there...Jon had to get out and run up to tell the guy he was on his truck! This is the great part...the moron puts his car in drive to pull forward to get off Jon's hood....lets see wheels on one side of hood, truck on the other...hell he already crushed the front of the car...a flip wont hurt!

So, Jon is out a car...and driving mine!!!!! The ride in is only 10 minutes and my shoulders are still stuck up around my head.........Happy Birthday to me!