SORRY!

Sorry for the lack of posts, I have a new job and it takes soooo much of my time. After I get back for Hawaii next week I will get back on the ball :)

Jon on Dieting

Jon: Look...I still have 95 calories to eat.
*shows me 'My Plate' on his IPod*
Me: You know if you eat less than your daily calorie intake you can gain weight cuz your body thinks it's starving.
Jon: Really?! So you should get as close as you can.
Me: Yea
*Jon mumbles to his ipod....Sprees, Yea Sprees*

Okay, so lets take a look at his 'Daily Plate' for the day shall we!?

7.19.09
8 oz of coffee (1 pot)
1 Turkey and Cheese Samitch
8 oz of crab and corn chowder (try a pint)
and my favorite 8 Corona Extras

7.20.09
4 8 oz cups of coffee (my ass!!!! More like 4 pots)
7 pieces Family Mix Redvines
1 cup crab and corn chowder (um yea....1 large bowl)
5 pretzels
1 turkey and cheese samitch
1 20 oz Cherry Coke
and you guessed it 15 SPREES!!!

That's Nutrition! He really should write his own book! The Jon Vieta No Diet, Diet! Why give up candy and beer when all you have to do is stay within your calories!

The really sad part is he still insists, even as I type this that he is still within his calorie range!!! Dude!!! REALLY!

On That Note..WTF!?

"Yea I was looking for some pants that look like....well...kinda like I was wearing my cardigan with my legs threw the arms...Have you got anything like that?!"


"Stop! Hammah Time!"

If You Don't like Your Job.........

As I browsed online today to 'see what I could see', I came across this model. Now, maybe it is me, but shouldn't the model make the clothes look good? I mean really. Isn't the point of the anorexic perfect model wearing clothes that trick you into thinking that it would look as good on you as it does on her?! Well in a size 12 instead of 0 like her. I mean, how different could it look right?! Well someone forgot to tell this J Crew model that was the plan when they hired her. She slouches and has this look like "do I have to!". HELLO! Bitch you are getting paid to look good to sell product...build a bridge! My other question is...what the hell was the editor thinking when he said "YES DARLING!!! That's the pose I want! You will make us MILLIONS in sweater sales!"
*Sigh*
*Steps off soap box*

I Swear The Shoe God's Hate Me!!!!

Betsy Johnson Risky Magenta - A.K.A Not in my size :( I want them BAAAAAD!

Betsy Johnson Gail - A.K.A Not in my size or price range......

*SIGH*

New Clothes.....

Just some pictures of my new stuffs!!!

What Do Pig's Buy at Home Depot?!

Why sticky mouse traps of course......she has gotta catch Kelsie and Kourtnie's babies some how! They are FAST! ;)

NICE!

Hybrid Human/Vampire
Either you were born of a human and a vampire, or you have been bitten and not feasted on a fresh kill. You have some of the vampire powers, like quicker reflexes, etc. You have fangs but they are smaller than average. You can still be killed by bullets but you are more likely to survive them than humans. You may suffer a few effects of vampire weaknesses but nothing that will kill you in limited doses

Let The Flizzing Commence....

Jon calls Pig 'Flizz' or 'Flizz-Duckie' at times. Pig and I have tried to tell him that Duckies don't Flizz. He is insistent that they do. Pig said that Flizzing entails bubbles and sparklers and that Flizzing is illegal in many states and should not be done by an inexperienced Flizzer. Duckis are not experienced Flizzerz!!!!!

We took Pig to Hires for dinner and a pup-cup, stopped by the market for coffee on the way home. Pig stayed in the car...or so we thought! When we got home from the market we saw these items in our grocery bag......HMMMMM...wonder where they came from!?

Ice Cream Fail!

Jon and I were at the market yesterday...this is what we found....PASS!



Really...Fudge Tracks was the most appealing name they could come up with?!!!! Really!!!

Pig's Pet Died....

Well she thinks it was hers, but in reality it was Kourt's......Poor little Charlie...Chuck to pig. Kourt is sad but doing okay. She is with her Bobbie and I am sure will be getting kisses from head to toe and receiving lots of hugs and loves. I am sure there are worst places to be to morn than Hawaii! Here are some pictures of pig saying goodbye to her little friend.


Bye little friend........


*Sniff* Bye Chuck!

Pig is anxiously waiting for Kourt's return so they can go pick out a new pet for her :) According to Kourt it will be a rainbow fish with sparkles and unicorns on it. I think those are on sale at Petco in the 'What The Hell' department.

Phone Calls From the Smalls.......

Dad: Hello?
Me: Hey...whatcha doing...
Dad: Getting ready to take Kourt driving....
Me: Kourt? you mean Kelsie?
Dad: No....Kourtnie
Me: And why are we taking the 12 year old driving?
Dad: Because she was the only one who wanted to go....
Me: Dad! She cant even reach the peddles...
Dad: I know...neither did Missy, but I took her
Me: Sigh

Me: Hello?
Kourt:Mom?
Me: Yea
Kourt: What you doing?
Me: Working...what you doing?
Kourt: Trying on wedding dresses
Me: Um...I am sorry ...what?
Kourt: Yea, at Sears
Me: They have wedding dresses at Sears?
Kourt: yea!
Me: Where is your Grandmother!
Kourt: Home
Me: Who are you with?
Kourt: Babba
Me: Where is he
Kourt: looking at tools
Me: Kourt, DO NOT touch the wedding dresses....go play in the toys or something
Kourt: But Mom....I already tried on one!
Me: sigh.....I am serious Kourt
Kourt: Okay mom .....Love you!

Me: Hello
Kourt: Mom (in tears)
Me: Yea....
Kourt: Can I watch Trueblood
Me: Uh...no
Kourt: MOOOOOMMM
Me: You know you cant!
Kourt: But everyone will be watching but me
Me: Kelsie wont
Kourt: Yea she will...Hannah closes her eyes
Me: Bobbie wont
Kourt: Yes she is....
Me: Well go hang out with Babba then
Kourt: He wants to see it too
Me: DUDE!
Kourt: Mom Please!
Me: Go ask your Bobbie.....you are her problem now (Laughing)
Kourt: THANKS MOM!
Me: HEY! I didn't say okay
Kourt: Click
sigh...

My kids are going to come back smoking and drinking as Angie says......

The Smalls

Just a little catch up on what happens in Hawaii when you send you kids to hang out with their grandparents........



Kourt grew hips and HUGE boobs....

Swinging on vines, and I wonder why my girls are covered with scrapes and bruises.....hmmmm....

Lucky my butt!

Kourt gets her face done at Mac.....

On a pig hunt....

So basically...they are having a riot doing whatever they want.....*sigh* how would it be?!