So Unfair!!!

You know when you meet that special someone and you know you are meant to be together? The minute you lay eyes on them you are attracted and all you want to do is be with them everyday...all day? You dream about them....think about them.....then on day you are told "We Don't have you size mam...and they are discontinued!" Oh Stuart Weitzman, how you break my heart so..........

Dirty Mind Test!

Loves me some Lafayette!

Since I am having TrueBlood with drawls, I thought I would cheer myself up with some YouTube action. There are few characters that make me belt out laughing and Lafayette just happens to be one of them. He kills me!. The fact that he takes all the deep southern woodwork and takes it to a new flamboyant level. Its all about the roots, and I don't mean the follicle kind. Anyway, laugh with me......

Santa Baby? *eyelash batting*

It is well known that I LOVE LOVE LOVE shoes....more accurately...expensive shoes. I will own at least one pair of Monolos before I die! You hear that mom...oh yea....there may be a clause in your Will that states I can't buy a Mercedes with your money....but there is NOTHING about shoes! HA! You will be dead anyway.....besides...I already have a Benz :)


Purses on the other hand, I can do without. Jon was the one who made me get a purse, because he was tired of me wrapping my money around my credit card and ID in my back pocket. I hate purses. Even the small ones you cant find anything in them. They are a perpetual vortex for anything you are currently looking for to disappear until you don't need it. Those of you who have had the unfortunate experience to see inside my purse, know I really don't care, not even enough to clean the thing out. I seriously think half of my credit card debt is due to the fact I couldn't find my debit card in my purse.

Well, I think I may have found something that may change my outlook on purses, and since I don't have $1000.00 burning a whole in my...well "Vortex"........Santa, if your listening...I want this!!!! Can you say Valentino!!!MMMMMMMM............

Stupid Cat!

Sooooo...Kelsie has been taking wood shop at school. Yea I know, underwater basket weaving. But hey...she can take all the grades above C she can get :) Each kid has been working on making a pool table. When she told me that, I thought it would be this really small Guinea Pig size pool table. Oh no....this thing is actually good sized. When she brought it home we were amazed! She had to miter all the detail, made the sticks and the triangle hozie-mu-whats-it and everything! We all play it all the time now...it's great!!!

There is one hitch however...Monty seams to think she made him a new bed, and keeping him off the thing has been posing a problem...stupid cat ;)