Monday, December 29, 2008

So Unfair!!!

You know when you meet that special someone and you know you are meant to be together? The minute you lay eyes on them you are attracted and all you want to do is be with them everyday...all day? You dream about them....think about them.....then on day you are told "We Don't have you size mam...and they are discontinued!" Oh Stuart Weitzman, how you break my heart so..........

Friday, December 12, 2008

Dirty Mind Test!

Thursday, December 11, 2008

Loves me some Lafayette!

Since I am having TrueBlood with drawls, I thought I would cheer myself up with some YouTube action. There are few characters that make me belt out laughing and Lafayette just happens to be one of them. He kills me!. The fact that he takes all the deep southern woodwork and takes it to a new flamboyant level. Its all about the roots, and I don't mean the follicle kind. Anyway, laugh with me......





Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Santa Baby? *eyelash batting*

It is well known that I LOVE LOVE LOVE shoes....more accurately...expensive shoes. I will own at least one pair of Monolos before I die! You hear that mom...oh yea....there may be a clause in your Will that states I can't buy a Mercedes with your money....but there is NOTHING about shoes! HA! You will be dead anyway.....besides...I already have a Benz :)


Purses on the other hand, I can do without. Jon was the one who made me get a purse, because he was tired of me wrapping my money around my credit card and ID in my back pocket. I hate purses. Even the small ones you cant find anything in them. They are a perpetual vortex for anything you are currently looking for to disappear until you don't need it. Those of you who have had the unfortunate experience to see inside my purse, know I really don't care, not even enough to clean the thing out. I seriously think half of my credit card debt is due to the fact I couldn't find my debit card in my purse.

Well, I think I may have found something that may change my outlook on purses, and since I don't have $1000.00 burning a whole in my...well "Vortex"........Santa, if your listening...I want this!!!! Can you say Valentino!!!MMMMMMMM............

Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Stupid Cat!

Sooooo...Kelsie has been taking wood shop at school. Yea I know, underwater basket weaving. But hey...she can take all the grades above C she can get :) Each kid has been working on making a pool table. When she told me that, I thought it would be this really small Guinea Pig size pool table. Oh no....this thing is actually good sized. When she brought it home we were amazed! She had to miter all the detail, made the sticks and the triangle hozie-mu-whats-it and everything! We all play it all the time now...it's great!!!

There is one hitch however...Monty seams to think she made him a new bed, and keeping him off the thing has been posing a problem...stupid cat ;)

Friday, November 21, 2008

Thursday, November 20, 2008

LOL...I love it!



Thanks Randee

Monday, November 10, 2008

Vampires are HOT!!!!


I know that it comes to no surprise to you that I think that Vampires are way hot! However the fact I have been reading something other than a text book might.
I don't do recommendations, this is just my opinion.
Jon and I have been watching the new HBO series TrueBlood and I can tell you it's great. It took a minute at first for us to get into it, but now I am hooked.
The basis of it is that its about a Telepathic waitress in Louisiana that falls in love with a Vampire that is going Mainstream (meaning they live amongst humans to be as normal as possible). The Japanese have developed a synthetic blood so the "undead" don't need to feed on humans...well unless they are having sex with them.....wow...is the heat on in here???!!!!
I found myself not wanting to wait for the next episode so I went down and purchased the first book by Charlaine Harris "Dead Until Dark", which the shows are based after. Yea, finished it in 3 days...I am so hooked that I made Jon go get me the next book "Dead in Dallas" Saturday night...and yea that one is done too.....



I don't know if I think Vampire Bill is sexy because a beautiful Brit by the name of Stephen Moyer plays him, or If I think the Brit is beautiful because of the character he plays....In any rate...Vampire Bill is way hot!!!! He gets hotter with every book! He loves to wash and comb his woman's hair, takes complete care of her and above all hungers for her everyday!! BRING IT ON!
This all started to keep my mind preoccupied and not on the issues at large, and I cant wait to get to my escape.

Anyway...if you want to check it out...you can...I like it :)

Thursday, October 30, 2008

Wednesday Addams


"But Mom! Wednesday Addams doesn't smile"













Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

A-S-P-E in the L-B-C

This past weekend I was sent to Long Beach for the ASPE convention. Being my first product show that I was going alone to, I was really freaked out. I mean...what the hell do you do at these things anyway? What do you wear? and most important...what the hell kid of shoes are appropriate?

Rudy told me to take Jon with, oh...okay sweet!!! So we left on Saturday after my test I had to take at school. Probably botched it...but who cares in a couple hours I will be free from the Vieta's and in 85 degree weather!!!

Our Hotel was really cool! We had a view of the harbor and were really close to the Queen Mary.

Coast Long Beach Hotel


View from our room

We arrived that evening and ventured out to eat at this restaurant called the Reef down from the hotel. At first it looked really good, then I got a little worried when the waitress referred to the oysters as "good ones" when I asked what kind they were...then they showed up with a cellophane package of oyster crackers. To me that is like wearing a $1000 dress with Payless Shoes! To my surprise, the food was actually really good!


The Reef

We still had some time to kill....and my darling husband reminded me that we had seen something on Travel Channel about the Haunted Queen Mary!!! Wait...hold up.....did my husband, who hates haunted houses just volunteer information to me...a Halloween freak, about a haunted house?????!!!! I jumped at the chance.....hoping that between the hotel and getting to the Queen Mary he didn't change his mind. Especially when he found out it was $37 each to get into this thing.

Queen Mary Haunted House

I kept my finger crossed as they split the crowd into "Men left, Women right" to assume the position of running a metal detector over your body and check your purse for your gun...good thing mine is made of plastic, or I would have never gotten in!!! Only in Long Beach I tell you! We rejoin each other and walk in. OMG!!!!! Its is F*&^*() amazing!!! There is not one...nor two...but 6 haunted houses! There is a live band and cocktails!!! Yes you heard me..COCKTAILS!!! Now that my friend is a haunted house!

We stand in line at the first one...it was lame. I got a little disappointed thinking they will all be that way. SO I tell Jon that I want to go on one of the ship ones. We stand in this monster Disney Land type line and it was sooooo worth the wait. You go through all these areas on the ship and see all kinds of cool stuff and the people try to scare the crap out of you! The best one for me was the Ghosts and Legends tour....oh my gosh..seriously! They filled the pool with fog, I remembered for the TV special that there was a little girl parision that hangs out there...I asked on of the guys and he confirmed it. Not that's scary shit!!!

Jon's favorite was the Hallucinations one....it was in 3D. I rarely jump in haunted houses but this one I did...you are so busy tripping out on they really good 3D effects you are not paying attention. It was awesome!


We hung out, had some drinks and laughed at all the "screamers" and walked back to the hotel. Talk about the best date EVER!!!!

Sunday we went for a boat tour around the harbor. We drank beer and took in the sights. There were this sea lions that were sleeping on a barrel...they were sooo cute.




I don't get it...he was so happy to see the good year blimp, when he has her sister ship the Kikinei at home :)

Pirate Ship!
These guys were funny...one big one and a bunch of little ones, "Don' t touch the water...it's hot lava!"

Three Fisting it!!!!


Sea Lions on a Mexican Boat :)



Next went to the Aquarium. We went to the shark tank where we could pet the sharks...it was funny. They all come over to where we were and I notices that they loved to have their belly and under their tails rubbed. Talk about an awesome experience. Jon made a friend out of this HUGE ray...he came over by him at lease 4 times.


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Jon and his new friend





We went back to the hotel and got ready for the Speakman dinner over at Parker's Lighthouse. That was really nerve racking, I am supposed to be talking to the high Maka Maka's over at Speakman, but I have no idea who they are....what they look like. Lucky for me, they came over to talk to us...we wound up talking to them till they closed the place down. Really great guys!!!

Parker's Light House


The show the next day was probably one of the most ridiculous testosterone fests I had ever seen!!!! Jon pointed out that he was expecting at any minute the male grunt that Tim the Tool Man Taylor used to do. It was funny when we were reading the information packet at registration...it states that spouses were allowed but the expo center had activities to keep them occupied, and they get a gift of a cashmere shall and a mini pocket umbrellas. Naturally he was bummed out that he didn't get one. The thought of a room full of bored women sounded so much more fun then going into the show...I agree ;) He wanted to take them out and "show them a real good time" sick-o!

First Day of School


We left the expo after seeing our vendors and doing a lap of the place....there were some cool stuff and innovative ideas but come on...what is intriguing about plumbing? Really?! We at at a place called Yard House...where they have over 200 beers on tap...oh yea, that's impressive! The food was good. The spicy tuna roll was odd...I mean you order sushi and they bring you this 5 layered thing with fish in the middle, guacamole on top and cucumber and edemame on the bottom...no friggen rice?! There was no Roll in this...well ...uh roll! We headed back to the hotel and as we walked through the park, Jon pointed out that he was kinda getting chilly and that cashmere shall would have really would have helped him get warm at this point....tard!

We came home Monday night and are so glad to be back. It was a blast but there is nothing like sleeping in your own bed and talking with your own kids...oh and Pig.