Danny Has the Best Sence of Humor!!!

This is soooo Jon! Looks like "You, Me and the Pig" are on with a few changes, Pig will no longer be playing the washboard, Jon will be!!!! Ready Eric?!

Cynder's Response to the poster!!

What!? I didn’t steal nuffing. . .especially not a ping flamingo toy. Leave me alone! Just look at my face. . .I don’t need to steal, people just give me fings.

I’m cute! Mean PIG, hateful PIG.Wanna have a spend-over PIG???

Wanted For Theft of Birdbrain!!!!

Funnies!

For Jon!
Thanks Randee


Thanks Randee


"I like to be in America, Okay by me in America, Everything free in America "
Thanks Randee

Jon Kitteh!

It's Official!!!!!

A Letter to Pig and Monty!

The following was found posted very low on a refrigerator door.

Dear Pig and Monty:

The dishes with the paw prints are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest.

The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Racing me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help because I fall faster than you can run.

I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am very sorry about this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure your comfort, however. Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball when they sleep. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other, stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out on the other end to maximize space is nothing but sarcasm.

For the last time, there is no secret exit from the bathroom! If, by some miracle, I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not necessary to claw, whine, meow, try to turn the knob or get your paw under the edge in an attempt to open the door. I must exit through the same door I entered. Also, I have been using the bathroom for years - canine/feline attendance is not required.

The proper order for kissing is: Kiss me first, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.

Love,
Mom

Thanks Nicole :)

Too Funny!!!

Bettie Page at Fangtasia!

This post is sort of for my husband. While I was at Alex's bar, I was texting Randee.

Me:Oh my F*&^%^& god...this place is awesome!

Randee: SWEET-What's it called again?

Me: Alex's Bar

Randee: What's going on? What did you end up wearing?

Me: Jon laughed at my Trueblood shirt so I am in a black sweater and jeans, Chuck-T's and maybe a scarf.

Randee: If you're going to a punk rock bar with a sweater and scarf you'd better look like Bettie Page!

Me:

Randee: Awesome! You actually do! Strong work!



These are for Jon, who didn't know who she was. :)

SNL Skits!!!

I love these, I guess they really have a feud going! From what I gather Sean said some mean things about Alec's mother.Still, makes great entertainment! :)

Video Recaps | Full Episodes | Webisodes

Jon on Invetro!

Me: Maybe if I hang a Kitkat on my ovaries you little guys will find it.
Jon: Why because they are all "Hey Man!" ( Jeff Spicoli voice and Isac fingers)
Me: Yea
Jon: Might work

Me: So the Sperm Scrubbing thing is about $300 a pop
Jon: Sperm Scrubbing?
Me: Yea, they get rid of the retarded sperm and in your case keep the one that is not.
Jon: If there is even one huh
Jon:My sperm is not stupid
Me: Um...okay
Me: They are just like you, won't admit when they are wrong
Jon: My sperm is wrong?

You Know You've Watched too Much Trueblood When Part 2

Woohoo!!! I love my TrueBlood friends!!! Once again, I am on Lovingtruebloodindallas!!!