*Sigh*

Phone Rings...7:40 AM
ME: Hello?
Kourt: Mom?
Me: Yea
Kourt: They wont let me in the school
Me: Why
Kourt: Cuz I am sick
Me: Kourt, you are not THAT sick
Kourt: Well they asked me what I had and I said you said I had the "Pig" flu
Me:*sigh*
Me: Kourt, we were KIDDING!!!! You know...dog, pig, swine...
Kourt: Oh.

So she was sent home for THREE DAYS!!!!!
Stupid PIG!