What else are beta tapes good for if not to play Jenga?!!!
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Showing posts with label Silly Stuff. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Silly Stuff. Show all posts
Thursday, September 24, 2009
Friday, September 4, 2009
Tuesday, August 25, 2009
Tuesday, August 11, 2009
Monday, July 6, 2009
NICE!
Hybrid Human/Vampire
Either you were born of a human and a vampire, or you have been bitten and not feasted on a fresh kill. You have some of the vampire powers, like quicker reflexes, etc. You have fangs but they are smaller than average. You can still be killed by bullets but you are more likely to survive them than humans. You may suffer a few effects of vampire weaknesses but nothing that will kill you in limited doses
Thursday, July 2, 2009
Let The Flizzing Commence....
Jon calls Pig 'Flizz' or 'Flizz-Duckie' at times. Pig and I have tried to tell him that Duckies don't Flizz. He is insistent that they do. Pig said that Flizzing entails bubbles and sparklers and that Flizzing is illegal in many states and should not be done by an inexperienced Flizzer. Duckis are not experienced Flizzerz!!!!!
We took Pig to Hires for dinner and a pup-cup, stopped by the market for coffee on the way home. Pig stayed in the car...or so we thought! When we got home from the market we saw these items in our grocery bag......HMMMMM...wonder where they came from!?
We took Pig to Hires for dinner and a pup-cup, stopped by the market for coffee on the way home. Pig stayed in the car...or so we thought! When we got home from the market we saw these items in our grocery bag......HMMMMM...wonder where they came from!?
Ice Cream Fail!
Jon and I were at the market yesterday...this is what we found....PASS!
Really...Fudge Tracks was the most appealing name they could come up with?!!!! Really!!!
Really...Fudge Tracks was the most appealing name they could come up with?!!!! Really!!!
Wednesday, June 17, 2009
My Favorite Commercial
Since I posted Jon's favorite commercial, I thought I would post one onf mine. I actually woke Kelsie and Kourtnie up at 2am from a deep sleep, just to see it :)
Tuesday, June 16, 2009
Thursday, June 11, 2009
Wednesday, June 10, 2009
Monday, June 8, 2009
Thursday, June 4, 2009
Tuesday, June 2, 2009
HA HA!
INSTALLING A HUSBAND
Dear Tech Support ,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0 .
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as:
• Romance 9.5 and
• Personal Attention 6.5,
and then installed undesirable programs such as :
• NBA 5.0,
• NFL 3.0
•Golf Clubs 4.1 and
• Elk Hunting 5.5
Also Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2. 6 simply crashes the system.
• Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5..3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate
DEAR DESPERATE ,
First, keep in mind,
• Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while
• Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
• If that application works as designed , Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 TO DEFAULT TO Grumpy Silence 2.5 , Happy Hour 7..0 or Beer 6.1 ..
• Please note that Beer 6. 1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta...
Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.020(it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)
In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 -program These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0 .
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend
• Cooking 3.0 and
• Hot Lingerie 7.7.
Good Luck!
Tech Support
Dear Tech Support ,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0 .
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as:
• Romance 9.5 and
• Personal Attention 6.5,
and then installed undesirable programs such as :
• NBA 5.0,
• NFL 3.0
•Golf Clubs 4.1 and
• Elk Hunting 5.5
Also Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2. 6 simply crashes the system.
• Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5..3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate
DEAR DESPERATE ,
First, keep in mind,
• Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while
• Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
• If that application works as designed , Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 TO DEFAULT TO Grumpy Silence 2.5 , Happy Hour 7..0 or Beer 6.1 ..
• Please note that Beer 6. 1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta...
Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.020(it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)
In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 -program These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0 .
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend
• Cooking 3.0 and
• Hot Lingerie 7.7.
Good Luck!
Tech Support
Wednesday, May 27, 2009
HA HA!!!!
Tuesday, May 26, 2009
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