Jon: Hey Hun, should we hang your wreath on the back door?
Me: I don't know, I was thinking the front door.
Jon: Well we can think about it and hang it this weekend.
*Puts wreath on table*
Me: K
DUDE!!!! REALLY!
2 years ago
Showing posts with label Sillly Stuff. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Sillly Stuff. Show all posts
Wednesday, October 7, 2009
Thursday, April 2, 2009
Wednesday, April 1, 2009
LOVE April Fools!!!!
This was an add placed by the brother of my friend Kevin, who is the Hydronic Manager over at Standard Plumbing. It reminds me of the days we used to put 'For Sale" signs on the back of salesmen cars back at CC. or would move their car to the front parking lot! God I miss those days! Click on the picture if you want to see it bigger. 
Tuesday, March 31, 2009
Danny Has the Best Sence of Humor!!!
This is soooo Jon! Looks like "You, Me and the Pig" are on with a few changes, Pig will no longer be playing the washboard, Jon will be!!!! Ready Eric?!
Wednesday, March 25, 2009
Cynder's Response to the poster!!
What!? I didn’t steal nuffing. . .especially not a ping flamingo toy. Leave me alone! Just look at my face. . .I don’t need to steal, people just give me fings.
I’m cute! Mean PIG, hateful PIG.Wanna have a spend-over PIG???
I’m cute! Mean PIG, hateful PIG.Wanna have a spend-over PIG???
Thursday, March 12, 2009
Funnies!
For Jon!
Thanks Randee
Thanks Randee
"I like to be in America, Okay by me in America, Everything free in America "
Thanks Randee
Tuesday, March 10, 2009
A Letter to Pig and Monty!
The following was found posted very low on a refrigerator door.
Dear Pig and Monty:
The dishes with the paw prints are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest.
The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Racing me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help because I fall faster than you can run.
I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am very sorry about this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure your comfort, however. Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball when they sleep. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other, stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out on the other end to maximize space is nothing but sarcasm.
For the last time, there is no secret exit from the bathroom! If, by some miracle, I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not necessary to claw, whine, meow, try to turn the knob or get your paw under the edge in an attempt to open the door. I must exit through the same door I entered. Also, I have been using the bathroom for years - canine/feline attendance is not required.
The proper order for kissing is: Kiss me first, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.
Love,
Mom
Thanks Nicole :)
Dear Pig and Monty:
The dishes with the paw prints are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest.
The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Racing me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help because I fall faster than you can run.
I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am very sorry about this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure your comfort, however. Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball when they sleep. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other, stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out on the other end to maximize space is nothing but sarcasm.
For the last time, there is no secret exit from the bathroom! If, by some miracle, I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not necessary to claw, whine, meow, try to turn the knob or get your paw under the edge in an attempt to open the door. I must exit through the same door I entered. Also, I have been using the bathroom for years - canine/feline attendance is not required.
The proper order for kissing is: Kiss me first, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.
Love,
Mom
Thanks Nicole :)
Monday, March 9, 2009
Friday, March 6, 2009
Bettie Page at Fangtasia!
This post is sort of for my husband. While I was at Alex's bar, I was texting Randee.
Me:Oh my F*&^%^& god...this place is awesome!
Randee: SWEET-What's it called again?
Me: Alex's Bar
Randee: What's going on? What did you end up wearing?
Me: Jon laughed at my Trueblood shirt so I am in a black sweater and jeans, Chuck-T's and maybe a scarf.
Randee: If you're going to a punk rock bar with a sweater and scarf you'd better look like Bettie Page!
Me:
Randee: Awesome! You actually do! Strong work!
These are for Jon, who didn't know who she was. :)
Me:Oh my F*&^%^& god...this place is awesome!
Randee: SWEET-What's it called again?
Me: Alex's Bar
Randee: What's going on? What did you end up wearing?
Me: Jon laughed at my Trueblood shirt so I am in a black sweater and jeans, Chuck-T's and maybe a scarf.
Randee: If you're going to a punk rock bar with a sweater and scarf you'd better look like Bettie Page!
Me:
Randee: Awesome! You actually do! Strong work!
These are for Jon, who didn't know who she was. :)
Thursday, March 5, 2009
SNL Skits!!!
I love these, I guess they really have a feud going! From what I gather Sean said some mean things about Alec's mother.Still, makes great entertainment! :)
Thursday, February 26, 2009
What The Crap!!!
I guess there is a show that is performed inside the pig!!! I don't care what they show in there...You will not get me to be a piglet!!!! Oh who am I fooling, yes you will! :)
Wednesday, February 25, 2009
HA HA HA! Wait...What?!
You know, not many people can make me think how lucky I really am for what I have. It's funny how we all get caught up in the Jones' and forget that we have all exceeded the basic necessity to live. Even people on welfare have at least one color TV to say the least. I think Sheryl Crow said it best in her song "soak Up The Sun" when she said "I don't have digital, I don't have diddly squat, It's not having what you want, It's wanting what you've got ." This guy made me laugh, but inside he calmed the beast.
Monday, February 23, 2009
LMAO!
I almost peed myself watching the Oscars last night! Ben Stiller you are an awesome JOAQUIN PHOENIX!!!!
Thursday, February 12, 2009
Thursday, January 29, 2009
This is For My Husband!!!!
LOL...you know...even the mighty need to be put in check sometimes!
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated,
'If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25.00 cars that got 1,000 miles to the gallon.'
In response to Bill's comments, General Motors issued a press release stating:
If GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be driving cars with the following characteristics (and I just love this part):
1. For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash... Twice a day.
2. Every time they repainted the lines in the road, you would have to buy a new car.
3. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason. You would have to pull to the side of the road, close all of the windows, shut off the car, restart it, and reopen the windows before you could continue. For some reason you would simply accept this.
4. Occasionally, executing a maneuver such as a left turn would cause your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would have to reinstall the engine.
5. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was reliable, five times as fast and twice as easy to drive - but would run on only five percent of the=2 000roads.
6. The oil, water temperature, and alternator warning lights would all be replaced by a single 'This Car Has Performed An Illegal Operation' warning light.
7. The airbag system would ask 'Are you sure?' before deploying.
8. Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned the key and grabbed hold of the radio antenna.
9. Every time a new car was introduced car buyers would have to learn how to drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old car.
10. You'd have to press the 'Start' button to turn the engine off.
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated,
'If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25.00 cars that got 1,000 miles to the gallon.'
In response to Bill's comments, General Motors issued a press release stating:
If GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be driving cars with the following characteristics (and I just love this part):
1. For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash... Twice a day.
2. Every time they repainted the lines in the road, you would have to buy a new car.
3. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason. You would have to pull to the side of the road, close all of the windows, shut off the car, restart it, and reopen the windows before you could continue. For some reason you would simply accept this.
4. Occasionally, executing a maneuver such as a left turn would cause your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would have to reinstall the engine.
5. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was reliable, five times as fast and twice as easy to drive - but would run on only five percent of the=2 000roads.
6. The oil, water temperature, and alternator warning lights would all be replaced by a single 'This Car Has Performed An Illegal Operation' warning light.
7. The airbag system would ask 'Are you sure?' before deploying.
8. Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned the key and grabbed hold of the radio antenna.
9. Every time a new car was introduced car buyers would have to learn how to drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old car.
10. You'd have to press the 'Start' button to turn the engine off.
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