There HAS to be a pill for this!!!!

As of late I have been kinda checking out other blogs and such to see what others think about the TrueBlood series. I was starting to question my sanity, until I read how deep some of these fans will go. I am so glad that there are fans that are trying to keep the extremists in check, some get down right nasty about their opinion! I did however find a list of "You know you've watched too much Trueblood when". This cracks me up, and you have to have seen the series or read the books to get it...I highlighted the ones that I have actually done and added the last one that is mine.

You hum the tune to "Bill's Entrance" all the time
You obsess about Bill's hair and Bill's tongue. Anything related to Bill, period.
You are discussing the particulars of vampire ejaculation.
You get excited that one of your new co-workers is named Bill and you really want to meet him.-You start referring to your basement as the hidey-hole!
You run barefoot through cemeteries in a flowing white negligee
You suddenly are on board with the graveyard sex. (this is a given)
You start saying ya'll and you aren't even Southern.
When you look at the sky at twilight and think "The vampires will be rising soon
You start categorizing your co-workers into groups: Fangbanger, Vampire, Fellowship of the Sun
Instead of saying, "well, I have things to do", you say "there are urgent matters to which I must attend"
You know it's really bad when you find yourself crossing out the days on the new 2009 calendar until May~ or Until it's August????
You take your dog out for his final late night whizz and say to him "Aren't you afraid to be out here with a hungry vampire?"
Your husband keeps telling himself it could be much worse, it could be drug addiction or gambling or something. (I know Jon has at one point thought this)
You start naming your pets or kids Bill, Eric, Sam, Pam and/or Sookie........
When you look at all 7,860 pictures on True Blood Wiki
When driving home in the dark on a country road you keep looking for the Maenad and her wild hog.
When you start feeling the onset of a panic attack every time you think about the long wait ahead for season two to start
You see an empty can of Fresca, and you sigh deeply and realize you will never, ever look at a can of Fresca the same way again.
When you Map Quest "Bon Temps." (Lol..I totally did)
When you shop online to find a shirt for your husband that looks like the shirts Bill wears.
You are not as excited about Christmas as you normally are because preparing for it is taking time away from True Blood / Sookie Books. (Seriously happened...Jon had to decorate this year!)
A co-worker tells you, "You need help...." after saying you think it would "rock" to "be with" a vampire. (Randee and I had this conversation)
You watch a show or movie ONLY because someone from True Blood is one it.
You have a countdown clock for the next season.
Your already saving up or have already ordered season
Your Husband and kids call you Sookie! (They do...its sick)

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Seriously...how is this not HOT!!!!