Traffic Fail!!!!

Tape Status......I totally agree!

Bobbie's Commercial

Vampire Godrick!

Yep!!! I picked Kelsie's husband!

SORRY!

Sorry for the lack of posts, I have a new job and it takes soooo much of my time. After I get back for Hawaii next week I will get back on the ball :)

Jon on Dieting

Jon: Look...I still have 95 calories to eat.
*shows me 'My Plate' on his IPod*
Me: You know if you eat less than your daily calorie intake you can gain weight cuz your body thinks it's starving.
Jon: Really?! So you should get as close as you can.
Me: Yea
*Jon mumbles to his ipod....Sprees, Yea Sprees*

Okay, so lets take a look at his 'Daily Plate' for the day shall we!?

7.19.09
8 oz of coffee (1 pot)
1 Turkey and Cheese Samitch
8 oz of crab and corn chowder (try a pint)
and my favorite 8 Corona Extras

7.20.09
4 8 oz cups of coffee (my ass!!!! More like 4 pots)
7 pieces Family Mix Redvines
1 cup crab and corn chowder (um yea....1 large bowl)
5 pretzels
1 turkey and cheese samitch
1 20 oz Cherry Coke
and you guessed it 15 SPREES!!!

That's Nutrition! He really should write his own book! The Jon Vieta No Diet, Diet! Why give up candy and beer when all you have to do is stay within your calories!

The really sad part is he still insists, even as I type this that he is still within his calorie range!!! Dude!!! REALLY!

On That Note..WTF!?

"Yea I was looking for some pants that look like....well...kinda like I was wearing my cardigan with my legs threw the arms...Have you got anything like that?!"


"Stop! Hammah Time!"

If You Don't like Your Job.........

As I browsed online today to 'see what I could see', I came across this model. Now, maybe it is me, but shouldn't the model make the clothes look good? I mean really. Isn't the point of the anorexic perfect model wearing clothes that trick you into thinking that it would look as good on you as it does on her?! Well in a size 12 instead of 0 like her. I mean, how different could it look right?! Well someone forgot to tell this J Crew model that was the plan when they hired her. She slouches and has this look like "do I have to!". HELLO! Bitch you are getting paid to look good to sell product...build a bridge! My other question is...what the hell was the editor thinking when he said "YES DARLING!!! That's the pose I want! You will make us MILLIONS in sweater sales!"
*Sigh*
*Steps off soap box*