Let The Flizzing Commence....

Jon calls Pig 'Flizz' or 'Flizz-Duckie' at times. Pig and I have tried to tell him that Duckies don't Flizz. He is insistent that they do. Pig said that Flizzing entails bubbles and sparklers and that Flizzing is illegal in many states and should not be done by an inexperienced Flizzer. Duckis are not experienced Flizzerz!!!!!

We took Pig to Hires for dinner and a pup-cup, stopped by the market for coffee on the way home. Pig stayed in the car...or so we thought! When we got home from the market we saw these items in our grocery bag......HMMMMM...wonder where they came from!?

Ice Cream Fail!

Jon and I were at the market yesterday...this is what we found....PASS!



Really...Fudge Tracks was the most appealing name they could come up with?!!!! Really!!!

Pig's Pet Died....

Well she thinks it was hers, but in reality it was Kourt's......Poor little Charlie...Chuck to pig. Kourt is sad but doing okay. She is with her Bobbie and I am sure will be getting kisses from head to toe and receiving lots of hugs and loves. I am sure there are worst places to be to morn than Hawaii! Here are some pictures of pig saying goodbye to her little friend.


Bye little friend........


*Sniff* Bye Chuck!

Pig is anxiously waiting for Kourt's return so they can go pick out a new pet for her :) According to Kourt it will be a rainbow fish with sparkles and unicorns on it. I think those are on sale at Petco in the 'What The Hell' department.

Phone Calls From the Smalls.......

Dad: Hello?
Me: Hey...whatcha doing...
Dad: Getting ready to take Kourt driving....
Me: Kourt? you mean Kelsie?
Dad: No....Kourtnie
Me: And why are we taking the 12 year old driving?
Dad: Because she was the only one who wanted to go....
Me: Dad! She cant even reach the peddles...
Dad: I know...neither did Missy, but I took her
Me: Sigh

Me: Hello?
Kourt:Mom?
Me: Yea
Kourt: What you doing?
Me: Working...what you doing?
Kourt: Trying on wedding dresses
Me: Um...I am sorry ...what?
Kourt: Yea, at Sears
Me: They have wedding dresses at Sears?
Kourt: yea!
Me: Where is your Grandmother!
Kourt: Home
Me: Who are you with?
Kourt: Babba
Me: Where is he
Kourt: looking at tools
Me: Kourt, DO NOT touch the wedding dresses....go play in the toys or something
Kourt: But Mom....I already tried on one!
Me: sigh.....I am serious Kourt
Kourt: Okay mom .....Love you!

Me: Hello
Kourt: Mom (in tears)
Me: Yea....
Kourt: Can I watch Trueblood
Me: Uh...no
Kourt: MOOOOOMMM
Me: You know you cant!
Kourt: But everyone will be watching but me
Me: Kelsie wont
Kourt: Yea she will...Hannah closes her eyes
Me: Bobbie wont
Kourt: Yes she is....
Me: Well go hang out with Babba then
Kourt: He wants to see it too
Me: DUDE!
Kourt: Mom Please!
Me: Go ask your Bobbie.....you are her problem now (Laughing)
Kourt: THANKS MOM!
Me: HEY! I didn't say okay
Kourt: Click
sigh...

My kids are going to come back smoking and drinking as Angie says......

The Smalls

Just a little catch up on what happens in Hawaii when you send you kids to hang out with their grandparents........



Kourt grew hips and HUGE boobs....

Swinging on vines, and I wonder why my girls are covered with scrapes and bruises.....hmmmm....

Lucky my butt!

Kourt gets her face done at Mac.....

On a pig hunt....

So basically...they are having a riot doing whatever they want.....*sigh* how would it be?!

National Bring Your Puckie to Work Day!!!!

I went to 'So Cupcakes' to get Jon a treat for his desk for our anniversary. I ended up getting one called "Hanky Panky Devils Food Cake" PERFECT! I decided to get one for Kathy for all her help with the job and one for Moana for all her cute messages and texts wishing me luck. Well realistically I got her one because she said she would pray for me, and I was really unsure if God would listen to her....who knew :) I glanced out the window as I was paying and saw that cute little face looking at me from the car. Oh Hell!!! "Can I get one of the mini carrot cake ones too please?"

Look how cute they are!!!!

Mom loves me best and buyded me a Pupcake

MMMM Frosting!

She would have eaten the paper if I had let her......

Happy Anniversary Baby!!!

Five years ago today I stranded you on an island in the middle of the pacific and made you marry me :) The trick was to have the ceremony in Hawaiian, so you had no idea what was going on...I am a smart cookie huh! :)

Love you Boy!!!!!

I would do it again in a heart beat!