Thursday, June 4, 2009

The Cast of True Blood Playlists on iTunes | True Blood News

*Sigh* Sadly Stephen it was never meant to be, however I do agree with his thoughts on Zeppelin...I guess Alan Ball is more my type......lame :)


Stephen Moyer’s iTunes Playlist

1. English Rose by The Jam: “Wellers simply lyrics and the descending chromatic kill me and transport me back to my 13 year old mod self.”
2. Stool Pidgeon Blues by Lightnin’ Hopkins: “I found this aged about 9 or 10 in my Dad’s record collection. I was blown away by it. I remember so vividly placing the arm back on the vinyl over and over again for days and months. The solo is incredible.”
3. Cucurrucucu Paloma by Caetano Veloso: “When my daughter was born this is what I was listening to. It transfers me right back to that magical time. His voice is just beautiful.”
4. Tango Till They’re Sore by Tom Waits: “Could have filled this entire playlist with Tom Waits…might have been a hundred other track. Today it’s this one…”
5. Ahoy There! by Mr. Scruff:” My son and I know this forward backwards and sideways. We sing it in the car all the time, reminds me of my gorgeous funny boy.”
6. Pencil Rot by Stephen Malkmus: “I am one of the geeks that sit twiddling my thumbs waiting for new Malkmus tracks to become available. This is mad and brilliant. It’ll stay twirling in your head forever.”
7. You’re Gonna Make Me Lonesome When You Go by Bob Dylan: “Makes me think of traveling on buses and trains through Thailand with my cassette walkman.. ‘when something isn’t right it’s wrong…’ … it’s full of great lines.”
8. That’s All I Wanna Do by Graham Coxon: “Just love this track.. A great unrequited yearning pavement-esque love song.”
9. Dazed and Confused by Led Zeppelin: “From the opening slow bass lick through to the moment that the band explodes is still is one of the great visceral rock and roll songs. (I spent more time deciding which led zep song than any other in this list.)”
10. I Cover the Waterfront by Billie Holiday: “This recording is late on and almost tragic as she searches for the opening note or even which song it is… but it makes it all the more poignant for me.”
11. Vete de Mi by Bebo & Cigala: “Rehearsing for a film in Switzerland, the director Daniel Schmid and actor Edouardo Noriega waltzed around the space singing this song in preparation for the film.”
12. Stuck In a Tight Spot by Clor: “There’s an EP and on album available from these guys. They are amazing. The middle eight from this is fantastic.”
13. White Winter Hymnal by Fleet Foxes: “Everyone in our house knows the lyrics to this song, my girlfriend, the kids, the dog…”14. (Nice Dream) by Christopher O’Riley: “This is where you kick back and put your feet up and smoke your pipe in wonderment… Radioheads genius coupled with O’Rileys wonderfully fluent playing.”


Alan Ball’s iTunes Playlist
1. Bad Things (Theme from “True Blood) by Jace Everett: ” We used this song as a temporary main title on the True Blood pilot, a placeholder while we looked for something else, but nothing worked as well, because this song and Jace’s performance of it are, well, perfect.”
2. Round the Bend by Beck: ” Once after a knee surgery, i took a vicodin the doctor had prescribed and chased it with a glass of red wine, and about half an hour later I felt all sensation draining out of my body. This song, aside from being gorgeous, reminds me of that feeling.”
3. Mezzanine by Massive Attack: “Hypnotic, dark, and unsettling. Who doesn’t love that?”
4. Love Shack by The B-52’s: “I’m from Georgia like the B-52’s, and this song never fails to make me happy.”
5. O Magnum Mysterium by Robert Shaw & Robert Shaw Chamber Singers: “I play this when I’m really stressed, and it always helps me to calm down and put whatever is stressing me out into perspective. Plus it makes me feel all, like, tragic and redeemed, and heroic.”
6. I Will Follow (2005 Live from Milan) by U2: “I used to play this on my Walkman when I ran, and now I have knee issues. Thanks a lot, U2!”
7. New Coat of Paint by Tom Waits: “How great is Tom Waits? A genius songwriter, with one of the most expressive voices ever.”
8. Over the Rainbow by Keith Jarrett: “This song is a melodic masterpiece - yes, I am gay - and this is a profoundly emotional interpretation that never ceases to move me.”
9. Back to Life (However Do You Want Me) [One World Remix] by Soul II Soul: “This song reminds me of summer night parties in back yards in Brooklyn, back before I moved to Hollywood and sold my soul.”
10. The Very Thought of You by Nat “King” Cole: “Everything about this recording is lush - the melody, his voice, the arrangement. It’s like taking a hot bath in a fur bathtub. With vicodin and red wine.”
11. Save It For Later by The English Beat: “This song still makes me want to dance, even with my bad knees. Thanks, English Beat.”
12. Parrel Life by The Starseeds: “You know that music they play in upscale boutiques, hotels, restaurants, etc., to make you feel really hip and good about yourself so you’ll spend money? This is one of my favorite examples of that kind of music.”
13. Don’t Dream It’s Over by Crowded House: “When I moved from Florida to New York in 1986, I drove for two days in someone else’s car. This song was a big hit at the time, and every radio station played it around the clock, so it always reminds me of that trip, which included a stop at the world famous Natural Bridge in Virginia.”
14 Conservative, Christian, Right-Wing Republican, Straight, White, American Males by Todd Snider: “I discovered Todd Snider while trolling iTunes for songs to put in a True Blood script, and now he is my personal hero.”

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Memorial Day

Its a tradition in my family to go with my dad up to Brigham City and clean up his family head stones, we do breakfast and then head back to the city to do Jon and my Mom's families at the City Cemetery.

It is also a tradition to forget where my Great Grandmother is buried, even though we always think of little ways to remember, we never do and wind up spending at least 30 minutes trying to find her. Kind of a morbid scavenger hunt I guess ;) It was funny because My Mom and Jon over heard this lady say that they move them around so you can't find them....them being the dead people........

Mom: *Hysterical Laugh*
Jon: I know, we had a better spot last year, this one is crap!!!!

Well this year it was pouring rain, and I mean I should have driving Karyn's boat up there an not her suburban. Well, my dad didn't bring a jacket and had to improvise....'Skid Rig' as it has been called in our family. Now for those of you who don't know, my dad USED to be a skilled handy man, now he 'Skid Rigs' most things. Duct tape and card board box can fix anything ...trust me I have seen it ;) I mean poke three holes in a hefty bag...wahlah...rain coat! Watch out Martha Stewart...Sid is on your heals!!!



We joked around at the cemetery that we were having his head stone made of just that, card board box, duct tape and a hefty bag. Maybe some PVC pipe for structural purposes. Jon's however will have one of three things on it:

1. 'Fatal Error Contact Network Administrator'

2. Motion sensor that when you get too close you hear him yell "GET OFF MY LAWN"

3. a button you push and hear a door bell and him say "*Sigh*WHAT!"

Maybe all three.


They day was fun and ended well, Kourt lost it at Grandma Jo's grave but that was just fine. I told Hannah that Fred was the most like Jon and she rebutted with "where is his motion sensor?", We tried to explain to Kourt that the little knobs on the wall where Jon's dad is, are not doors, and made jokes that Burt was thinking "Jon!!!! Who the hell are these people!" I looked at Jon and said "What fun would your life be if you didn't trash it up with the Nelson's every once and a while?!" literally!

Sundays at the pool!


Jon and kelsie not only switching sun glasses but also photo poses.......


Kourt reading about who kissed who and was caughted holding hands in public in 'Bop Magazine'

MMMMM Cholcolate!!!!


On of may favorite places in New York is Serendipity 3. It is about the size of my bedroom but full of charm. The first time I went there with Jon we had to go there! I was sooo bent when the door guy said it would be a 3 hour wait. I knew for sure Jon would not stick around for that. He totally shocked me when he said "put our name in and we can go shop and get a drink and come back". So we did.

Now I am addicted to that damn frozen hot chocolate!! The last time we went we stocked up on it and finally made some last night...mmmmmmmmm sooo goood!!!!!
Funny thing was, we found out that Mr Picky Monty who only drinks water out of a running faucet...will drink water out of a Margarita Glass...huh....who knew? :)

Jon on The Pattery Barn Catalog


Jon: *snicker* That shit cracks me up
Me: What
Jon: Like you are stumbling around in the back yard and HARK!!! Tea!
Me: *Laugh* I like it
Jon: I mean who decides to put up a dinning area under some random tree in the back yard...like they found Narnia?!
Me: I would
Jon: I know you would....HARK...what could it be...is it Narnia?
Me: *Laugh* You got issues
Jon: Narnia!

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Pig Has No Self Control!



But this guy does! Thanks Danny!

HA HA!

INSTALLING A HUSBAND

Dear Tech Support ,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0 .

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as:
• Romance 9.5 and
• Personal Attention 6.5,

and then installed undesirable programs such as :

• NBA 5.0,
• NFL 3.0
•Golf Clubs 4.1 and
• Elk Hunting 5.5



Also Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2. 6 simply crashes the system.

• Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5..3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,
Desperate


DEAR DESPERATE ,

First, keep in mind,
• Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while
• Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
• If that application works as designed , Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 TO DEFAULT TO Grumpy Silence 2.5 , Happy Hour 7..0 or Beer 6.1 ..
• Please note that Beer 6. 1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta...

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.020(it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 -program These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0 .

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend
• Cooking 3.0 and
• Hot Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck!
Tech Support