National Bring Your Puckie to Work Day!!!!

I went to 'So Cupcakes' to get Jon a treat for his desk for our anniversary. I ended up getting one called "Hanky Panky Devils Food Cake" PERFECT! I decided to get one for Kathy for all her help with the job and one for Moana for all her cute messages and texts wishing me luck. Well realistically I got her one because she said she would pray for me, and I was really unsure if God would listen to her....who knew :) I glanced out the window as I was paying and saw that cute little face looking at me from the car. Oh Hell!!! "Can I get one of the mini carrot cake ones too please?"

Look how cute they are!!!!

Mom loves me best and buyded me a Pupcake

MMMM Frosting!

She would have eaten the paper if I had let her......

Happy Anniversary Baby!!!

Five years ago today I stranded you on an island in the middle of the pacific and made you marry me :) The trick was to have the ceremony in Hawaiian, so you had no idea what was going on...I am a smart cookie huh! :)

Love you Boy!!!!!

I would do it again in a heart beat!

Mousie's Day Out!

We had a wonderful morning.....the mousie's and I. We played, sneezed, and ran round.....it was great :) There is always on that has to ruin it and poop on me...then the fun is over..everyone back to your rooms!

Jon Got His Stitches Out!!!! Woohoo!

"Come on Kris...do you have to take a picture?!"

Um...yea...I do :)

One at a time

Half way there :)

They did say he would probably lose the black part...yuck!

Oh Come On!!! I Can Do It!!! Really :)

I got the job at KUTV and I am really excited. Well I was until they told me what my pay is. That I will deal with later. The other catch is the starting time will either be 7:00 am 8:00 am or 8:30 am, depending on what logs they give me. People who I call "Friends" have spoken....and it amazes me how little faith they have in me......

[13:44] Kikinea: did I tell you I might have to be at work at 7
[13:44] Bruce Wayne: What time do they start?
[13:44] Bruce Wayne: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
[13:44] Kikinea: no laughing
[13:44] Bruce Wayne: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
[13:45] Kikinea: DUDE*
[13:45] Bruce Wayne: What?
[13:46] Kikinea: I can do it
[13:46] Bruce Wayne: Sure, if you don't go to sleep at night
[13:47] Kikinea: No Faith huh
[13:48] Bruce Wayne: I worked with you for what? Six years? Do you know how many times I saw you come in early? Maybe three times. And you didn't even have to go downtown
[13:51] Kikinea: Maybe....just maybe I am different now
[13:56] Bruce Wayne: I think you can do it, but I think it's going to make you more of an angry person. :)
[13:56] Kikinea: more of...as if I am angry now?

[13:46] Kikinea: can you do me a BIG favor
[13:47] Randee: sure
[13:47] Kikinea: through something at Eric..from me
[13:48] Randee: oh . .. I don't even know what that means
[13:49] Randee: I'm laughing at you right now too
[13:49] Kikinea: DUDE!!!
[13:49] Randee: lol - when do you start
[13:49] Kikinea: 13th
[13:50] Kikinea: you can stop laughing now
[13:51] Randee: this will be a challenge for you
[13:54] Kikinea: you all suck!
[13:55] Randee: I'm being serious! How hard did I have to fight to get you to go to the gym in the morning - hello
[13:55] Kikinea: hello...that was to sweat my ass off
[13:56] Randee: and
[13:56] Kikinea: and, this is very low key
[13:57] Randee: ohhh . . .
[13:57] Randee: cause that makes a difference when you're trying to drag your ass out of bed at 530 in the morning
[13:58] Kikinea: my make up will be shotty, but I think I will be okay...

Kathy Email: We love you.....(Spoken like a true mom)
Me: Smack them ...both...HARD!

Laugh it up punks......think you safe behind all that security....I got ways!!!

What Happens When Your Kids Are Gone......

Your dog gets to sleep under your desk :)

Good One Mom!!!

You know that day when your mother tells you that she "Hopes you have one just like you!". I bet she didn't take into consideration that they may just possess the one gene you have that can cause bodily harm and inflict pain ...you know...the trip on yourself klutz gene...



Exhibit A....



Day 3 in Hawaii, walking down the hill to the park........

Exhibit B....




Day 7 in Hawaii...hiking up Diamond Head....


The really sad part is....I bet you all think it was Kourtnie huh....OH NO!!!!! Well atleast we can see she is getting somewhat of a tan......or it could just be all scab....*sigh*

My Favorite Commercial

Since I posted Jon's favorite commercial, I thought I would post one onf mine. I actually woke Kelsie and Kourtnie up at 2am from a deep sleep, just to see it :)

Yep...I am Bored, Why You Ask?????

Since the Smalls are in Hawaii...I have found myself not knowing what to do with myself. So, in a desperate attempt at entertaining myself, I have created a new label called "Fun With Pets". This will either make you laugh at my mental instability or make you laugh because it is funny. Either way you will get a laugh out of it and wont be a total loss. :0)



This Summer sucks!! If it wont stop raining, I will never get to play outside!

Doggie dishwasher :)

This is Pig watching Youtube :)

What The Crap!!!

Jon's New Favorite Commercial

"Whuuuuuuuuuuu"

For Kelsie and Hannah!!!

Kevin James.....Airport

I knew it!!!

The second season premiere of True Blood drew 3.7 million viewers Sunday. That makes it the most watched program on the network since the series finale of The Sopranos, which aired June 10, 2007.

That is also up 157% compared to the series premiere and 51% to last year’s series finale.

When the 11 p.m. replay is factored into the equation, True Blood drew 5.1 million viewers, the largest Sunday gross ever for the series.

Thanks Lovingtruebloodindallas

"Would you like to come sit on my 62 foot purple vessil?!"

LOL!!!

Jon's Day at Work Today......

9:40 ish: Roll Into work
11:30: Text me to see if kids got on plain
12:15: Found out why he hasnt worn a certain shirt for a long time, due to lack of last button and starts to play a new game called...peek a boo with belly by opening flap of shirt in reflection on computer monitor!
12:30: receive lunch and Kourtnie
1:15: Kourt crashes one computer
2:30: Let Kourt scan checks to keep her busy
3:45: Find out the reason it is so quiet....Kourt had fired half the staff....with the reasoning that "it is okay, because I am Jon's kid!!!"
4:20: Head home and call me to tell me Kourt is passed out in the car, guess firing people takes allot out of you......
When Bill gets back, he is going to be PISSED!!!!!!

From Jon.....

He He!

*Sigh*

You know...I think it is Anna Paquin that can't kiss...he looks like he is doing alright!!!!!

Stuff!

One for Jon......


Two for me ;)

Almost here!!!!

HA HA!

More Funnies.....

Some Funnies.....

Kitteh Cocktail!

*Sigh* Why, why do the weird ones flock to me!!!!

Sundays At Instacare!

You know, these days we seem to be really klutzy!!! I know I know, you are thinking that I mean just the kids and I...but no...I mean Jon this time. I guess we have rubbed off on him.



We picked up this coffee table set with 1 inch glass tops. Jon wanted to take the glass down the stairs for us while we cleaned the the table stands. The next thing I heard was a scraping sound and Jon yelling "no no NO!" 'CRASH'!!!!!! I ran down the stairs to the sight of Jon looking at the top of the coffee table in a million little pieces. Jon was pacing back and forth and about to flip out. I calmly said "you okay? what happened" he said he knew the minute he leaned the glass on the wall that it was not a good idea. He was feeling really bad about it and I knew even though I was upset, that showing it to him would send him over the edge.

I had Kourt run and get a trash bag to put the pieces in. I handed Jon the bag and as I headed up stairs to get the vacuum I hear this loud "OH MY GOD"!!!! "F*(*&^&%%$^%*^%^*" I run down to the sight of Jon on the floor, clutching his foot that was gushing blood! "It's soooo deep Kris.....Oh my god...this will need stitches" Kourt screams out "I am calling 911" after telling her to calm down and no she was not, I tried to calm Jon down. I got a hand towel for him to put over the gaping wound, and helped him up the stairs to get it cleaned out to assess the damage.


As I get his foot in the sink, he tells me that he knew the sack would not hold the glass as he put a large piece in. After running water over it in the bathroom sink, and explaining to him I was NOT going to pull the skin flap off for him, I instructed Kourt to get Jon's other shoe an Kelsie to grab my purse.

We arrived at Instacare, and it was merely minutes before he was in the exam room. The nurse was cleaning it off when she stopped and said "I am going to get the doctor". We knew then that there was stitching needed.

The same doctor that helped me out when I impaled my foot two weeks earlier, was his doctor. 16 stitches (hey, if you are going to do it....go big right) , a red bandage. a tetanus shot and allot of crap from his girls later Jon was ready to go home. We told the doctor we would see him next Sunday, since that seems to be our thing now. He smiled and the nurse next to him offered to make the appointment now and give us our shots ahead of time. HA HA...you funny guy!

As we left Kelsie says "Jon, what did we learn here? to trust your gut, because it is usually right". Smart Kid huh :)




I mean really...it isn't a Sunday now with out a trip to the Instacare! Serves Jon right for making jokes earlier about knowing if we ever needed to go there again, we knew what time you should show up to not wait in line.....sigh....bad move :)



Jon entertaining himself by grossing out the girls.....Don't watch if you have a weak stomach!!!